Charlotte Poppy - Escort

About Charlotte Poppy escort

*Please use the template below to contact me, so I know you've read my ad x*

My name is Charlotte, I'm a bubbly and saucy gal with an enchanting passion for the lovely in life. I've worked more jobs than Barbie, this one will always be my favourite. I more than love it, this is where I fit best in the world. I've found so much meaning and purpose in most of what I do, and even when it's just a couple of sluts tearing each other's clothes off it's still very lovely.

My ever-changing hair is always vibrant, soft and perfect for running hands through (currently pastel colours). My appearance is described as pixie-like, I have sparkly green eyes and a handful of freckles. I'm petite with small soft curves, and a lot of my porcelain skin is dressed in colourful tattoos. I haven't had any cosmetic surgery, and will never get filler or tox so if you're after a surgically sculpted woman go get her king, she's not me though. 

My vibe in a booking can be anywhere between a lovers GFE or an unserious FWB. Affectionate, passionate and close or wicked and insatiable. I'm playful and silly, but can be pulled into lust very easily. My incall is super discreet, neat and very comfortable. I don't feel any anxiety there, so no doubt after a few minutes you won't either! 

Time with me is an escape from mundane reality, drowning the world out. I'm an escort, sure, but I'm not so filthy you feel shameful or weird when it's over. More of a 'whoa that was good', not a 'what did I just do?'. I'm a low volume lass - this means I'm not working back to back with tons of shitty men getting burnt out - I'm always tingly with anticipation for every booking, especially with lads I've met before! Prebookings not only allow me to have a bit less chaos in my life but also meet the same standard every booking, I'm not a person that gets complacent so even regulars for years will get my full beauty routine and amenities. I don't do quick appointments, you'll be able to relax and get comfortable as I never cut a booking short! I almost always end up going a little over time but being low volume that's okay :)

I don't have a personal type, but I'll always be a fan of a smart man! You never have to worry about looks or abilities with me, one of my favourite things to do with inexperienced lads is to dispel any and all assumptions about what women are attracted to. I can guarantee I'll surprise you! Get a little cute in my inbox, I'm all yours.

I know a handful of workers discriminate against certain races, and whilst that must really suck to read it's fantastic that they tell on themselves like that so you don't have to find out the hard way by booking them. No race is any more "dangerous" than another, there is no reason you need to tell me your race or even consider it when booking me. In that same realm I realise a lot of workers accept substances as payment or "like to party", I will never be one of them as I'm not a drug user, and crackheads don't read ads. My incall has ramps for my wheelchair boys, but I'm a tiny gal and whilst I think I'm soo strong I can't lift or assist that much with transfers. 

Now for the unsexy stuff: 

Just like any other established, reputable escort I do not provide natural "services". I do not consider it a service at all, it's destructive and heinous.

Please do not contact me with:

• refusal to screen, lame
• the same 'u available' text you send 50 other workers wondering why no one replies, stupid
• dick pics/nudes of any kind, uninspired
• bartering or offering drugs for services, ew
• erotic essays, pompous
• offers for driver/photographer/OF pimp, weird
• minors in the outcall location, or if you yourself are a minor, clownery
• the resentment of an incel, self-sabotage
• the coke dick you're wrestling with at 5am, impotent 
• being an AT fan - seriously dozens of you in the inbox of a blue haired bitch what are you doing? 
• without reading my ad - its my whole thing - I'm the 'read my ad' girl x

@ladycharlotteau on snap and Twitter - if you add me on Snapchat I will ask you where you found my username, no need to be offended by this question I have to ask everybody. I'll never open any snap a total stranger sends me, please refrain from sending me anything as my snap is not for enquiries. It is a privilege to be there, there is exclusive content in my stories that will help you when it comes to verifying I'm not a catfish HOWEVER this is not content you can jerk to! Please do not add me if you're a collector of hot girls on snap with no intention of ever booking anyone, quite frankly that's insane behaviour. I post whenever I feel like it/whenever I have time, if you want someone who pumps out free daily content there's plenty of OF creators out there for you to choose from.

As I am selective with my clientele and diligent with screening you are completely safe with me, I am 100% independent so when you send a text, you're talking to me! Keep this in mind, when contacting an escort you want to consider what the rest of our inbox looks like and behave accordingly rather than being just another dickhead in a sea of dickheads (not to complain still love my job hehe). First impressions count and you want to be able to book whoever you want and have a delicious time, rather than getting blocked by everyone you actually want and ending up with only catfishes and crackheads to choose from (with peace and love)

Excited to meet you,

C x

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