Charlotte Poppy - Escort

About Charlotte Poppy escort

*Please use the template below to contact me, so I know you've read my ad x*

@ladycharlotteau on snap and Twitter

Social media is a way for you to see I'm a real person and not a catfish, not for enquiries. Sms only to see me in person.

My name is Charlotte, I'm a bubbly and saucy gal with an enchanting passion for the lovely in life. I've worked more jobs than Barbie, this one will always be my favourite. I more than love it, this is where I fit best in the world. I've found so much meaning and purpose in most of what I do, and even when it's just a couple of sluts tearing each other's clothes off it's still very lovely.

My ever-changing hair is always vibrant, soft and perfect for running hands through (currently pastel colours). My appearance is described as pixie-like, I have sparkly green eyes and a handful of freckles. I'm petite with small soft curves, and a lot of my porcelain skin is dressed in colourful tattoos. I haven't had any cosmetic surgery, and will never get filler or tox so if you're after a surgically sculpted woman go get her king, she's not me though. 

My vibe in a booking can be anywhere between a lovers GFE or an unserious FWB. Affectionate, passionate and close or wicked and insatiable. I'm playful and silly, but can be pulled into lust very easily. My incall is super discreet, neat and very comfortable. I don't feel any anxiety there, so no doubt after a few minutes you won't either!

Time with me should turn the most annoying parts of your brain off, the unrushed and memorable moments replaying in it for weeks. I'm a low volume lass - this means I'm not spending all day and night with shitty men getting burnt out and I'm always tingly with anticipation for every booking, especially with regulars! I love being a medium range girlie, getting to meet people from all walks of life instead of only douchey rich men (not douchey rich men are fine though hehe). Almost all of my clients become favourites, I don't have a type or preference but I'll always be a fan of a smart man! Get a little cute in my inbox, I'm all yours.

I know a handful of workers discriminate against certain races, and whilst that must really suck to read it's fantastic that they tell on themselves like that so you don't have to find out the hard way by booking them. No race is any more "dangerous" than another, there is no reason you need to tell me your race or even consider it when booking me. In that same realm I realise a lot of workers accept substances as payment or "like to party", I will never be one of them as I'm not a drug user, and crackheads don't read ads.

Now for the unsexy stuff: Just like any other established, reputable escort I do not provide natural "services". I do not consider it a service at all, it's destructive and heinous.

Please do not contact me with:

• refusal to screen via mentioned methods
• the same 'u available' text you send 50 other workers wondering why no one replies
• dick pics/nudes of any kind
• a "hey" on snap, I don't need fans
• bartering or offering drugs for services
• erotic essays
• offers for driver/photographer/OF pimp
• minors in the outcall location, or if you yourself are a minor
• the resentment of an incel
• COVID denying
• the coke dick you're wrestling with at 5am
• Death threats, other threats I don't want the good boys to read about, go have a cuppa instead
• without reading my ad - its my whole thing - I'm the 'read my ad' girl x

As I am selective with my clientele and diligent with screening you are completely safe with me, I am 100% independent so when you send a text, you're talking to me! Keep this in mind, when contacting an escort you want to consider what the rest of our inbox looks like and behave accordingly rather than being just another dickhead in a sea of dickheads (not to complain still love my job hehe). First impressions count and you want to be able to book whoever you want and have a delicious time, rather than getting blocked by everyone you actually want and ending up with only catfishes and crackheads to choose from (with peace and love)

Excited to meet you!

C x

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