Lily Levine - Escort

About Lily Levine escort

I'm a fan of tongue twisters and slips of the tongue (my tongue, hearsay has it, is exemplary). I'm a little mischievous and a whole lot of fun.

As a muse for your pleasurable diversion.I'm a woman of charismatic contradictions. Confident yet charmingly down to earth. Can be elegant, can be girl next door and always authentic.Charmingly cheeky. Direct.

No doubt you are visual yes….I suit gentlemen who feel that equally as important is communication. Your needs/desires/wants are obtained with an effortless sense of familiarity due to my experience and innate lust to gratify and satisfy. If that thrills your senses, we shall be fantastically harmonious.

*Location* Geelong North. Incall Only. No Outcalls. Ever.

*Skills* (Hint: Top skill as right at the bottom of this ad).Um. Indulge in some review reading on Locanto or my website. I think it's all about my mouth, and I suspect playmates are not referring to my verbal skills…*writing witty and unique companion advertisement copy* amateur magicienne with a twist: I perform magic tricks where the only thing that disappears is my dignity and your cock* mistress of quirky trifles: I'm a walking encyclopedia of various interesting facts. Let me impress you with my knowledge of why penguins can't fly—while I make you smile and rock your world.*my massages are rich, nuanced, and best savored slowly. If you've got the time, I'll turn it into a slice of pure relaxation.

*No Skills In**transforming skin colour upon your arrival. I'm Anglo, as my photos, of me, clearly depict.*avoiding spontaneous napping. I'm like a zebra I can fall asleep standing up. Don't worry, never in play dates!*handling arrogance. You will deftly be put back in the box you belong in. You can swear at me though. And call me a who$e, a c%msl%t or anything else you wish. It's a higher investment though.

*Why I Don't Offer GFE*If I offered a real girlfriend experience you would have copped an earful all weekend about "wasting time playing video games" and we would have argued over what Uber Eats to order. I'd have said "I'm famished", yet I wouldn't have known what I wanted to eat and you would have ordered Chinese, because you thought erroneously that Chinese is my favourite.

So then I'd have gotten piss%d because like, you can't read my goddamned mind?What the? Didn't you know I wanted Italian? I'd then have claimed a raging migraine, gone to bed and you'd be left reading escort ads and taking care of yourself.Why would you ever want a GFE?

*This One's Worse*If you get dead fished in bed, that's called "the wife experience." You will get sex twice a year, Christmas and your birthday, but no blow jobs included. So why not hand over your life savings now, hand her the keys to your Tesla Model X and watch her hit every curb on the way to Gloria Jeans and complete her shopping at Targeeet?

*So, What's Thrill Seeking, Happy, King ect? Do You Offer PSE?*I dislike the much maligned hobbyist acronyms. Don't you want to experience a particular emotion? Hmmm, far more scintillating. Hence my aversion. To help you out though, if you check my "Discover Things To Do" on my website "Boss Mode" and "Thrill Seeker" is more what you are likely thinking is the equivalent of "PSE."

Except that what I provide is always completely subjective and wholly dependent upon your manners, chemistry and hygiene practices. I have never had to provide a wife experience, and not looking too anytime soon. But whether we go to Greece, ride our horses saddled or not or go around the world in two whirlwind, debaucherous or sensual hours, solely resides with you.

*To Make Your Playdate*Please text your first name, age, nationality, service and duration of playdate, date and length of play.

*Snapshot:* (Peep photos! No older than 3 years ago, the majority of photoshoots 4 – 16 months ago). No. None from "yesterday." Would you like to pay Carmen for my next shoot? $4000 for 5 hours and approx 45 pics. You are welcome to shout me.

50, 5 foot 9, Hair changes, eyes green, tanned usually, E/F cup, white, straight teeth, my own, imagine that. Tattoo's fake. Non-smoker. Non-drinker. Highly active ocean swimmer/kayaker/rower, slightly sticky out ears, freckles Background: UK Languages: Fluent in several.

*Your Privacy*I respect your privacy, so if you would not like me to respond or have certain hours when you cannot receive a reply, please make this clear in your message, as I am happy to comply. I prefer texting as this is something I can engage in without disturbing others should I be in a café, a library, amidst an underwater basket weaving class or some such tricky endeavour at the time of your contact.

Like a fine whiskey, I exude sex appeal. My zest for life will be apparent in our playdate. I am naturally curious, playful, open-minded and sexually confident. You may, or may not be. I adapt accordingly.

*Discretion…Yours*Due to my personal and professional endeavours discretion, privacy & discreetness are my equal highest priority alongside personal safety. I expect this to be upheld on your end in return.

*Availability*By prior appointment preferred but not always necessary. May be available 11am – 1am 7 days. Any detail missing no playdate or response.

*Pricing*Crystal clear on my website. Please review. www.lilylevine.com.auBasics though, Boss Mode Hour $600 Thrill Seeker Hour $400 Happy Hour $250. More listings on website under FARES. Do not incur a lazy fee.

*Verification and Deposits*Always. Nothing has changed nor will in the future. No exceptions.

*Lazy Fee*If you message me asking about things that can easily be found within this advertisement that I have taken time and effort to ensure you are equipped with all pertinent information you will incur an extra $50 lazy fee.

*Social Media*Given I have a 60 hour a week professional career as well as playtime on the side. I simply don't have the inclination, nor the time, to "do" Social Media. I post the very occasional poll/post and/or image on Twitter.

*Gifting*While gifts are not expected the thought is appreciated. Instead of spending the money on whatever you had in mind (flowers, chocolate, bottle of wine that I won't ever drink), I would appreciate that instead you donate to the Lort Smith Animal Hospital, that would be far more applicable to who I am and what I stand for. Generosity seems to have a way of circling back anyways. You can copy their link into your browser: https://lortsmith.com/support-our-work/donations/

***Show me that you have done this, and your amount and I will ensure that you are VERY well looked after, even more so than usual if that is possible.***Showing up with punctuality, paying your investment and maintaining a respectful (yet dirty by all means) and polite attitude is FAR more important and integral to your amazingly divine service.

Text Messages Only Please and Only When Making a Playdate: 0413 967 225

You made it to the PS section. Wow. Ok, so my number 1 skill. The speediest, most uncompromising "blocker" of those who cannot follow or worse, will not follow simple, easy ad directives. If a message does not begin closely to the following, only the 1st 1-2, possibly 3 words are read. Yes. I am fast. Savage. And this long standing business practice has resulted in meeting REALLY nice playmates.

Name: John. Age:..... or possibly "Hi Lily My name is xxxxx"

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