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In the latest edition of The Birthday Times, the headline reads: "Age Allegations Denied Again – Woman Spotted Looking 28ish." And honestly? I'll allow it. Birthdays for me have never been about numbers; they've always been about chapters. About stepping into the next scene with a smirk, a little glitter, and the kind of energy that leaves you wondering what's going to happen next.
This year, I don't feel older. I feel sharper, more magnetic, and more in love with what I do than ever before. Somewhere between champagne toasts, last-minute flights, whispered secrets, and silk robes, I've realised: I've built a life that is both work and play, art and intimacy. And I wouldn't trade it for anything.
But here's the truth: I didn't create this life alone. To every client who has chosen to share their time with me — thank you. You are the reason these experiences exist. Every booking has been more than just an arrangement; it's been a story, a memory, a piece of connection that I get to carry with me. From wild nights out to soft mornings in, from spontaneous adventures to moments of deep stillness, you've given me the gift of being part of your world — and in return, allowed me to create something unforgettable for us both. That's not just my job. That's my joy.
I love this work because of what we make together. Because of the way a stranger becomes familiar in minutes. Because of the laughter that spills louder than the wine. Because of the memories that neither of us can quite put into words, but both know we'll never forget. That's the magic of companionship — and the privilege of mine.
At 28ish + GST, I feel like the premium edition of myself. Not just experienced, but exquisite. Not just practiced, but perfected. I know exactly how to set the tone, when to lean into chaos and when to bring calm, when to whisper and when to laugh loud enough to drown out the world. That confidence, that ease, comes only from years of doing what I love with people who make it worth loving.
So what's next? Consider this the teaser for the next issue. More destinations, more indulgence, more memories that can't be published — only lived. I'm not just turning 31; I'm turning the page. And the story ahead promises to be my boldest, brightest, and most delicious yet.
Because at 28ish + GST, I'm not just keeping up the headline — I am the headline. And to every client who has ever shared a page with me: thank you for making this story so unforgettable.
